I ended up having to try it on. And wear it... throughout the rest of the game session.
And so, as I survived the horrific humiliation of sharing most of my not so thin body with an extensive group of friends and a couple of blood relatives, I thought I might as well review the thing. There isn't really a lot to say, so I'll just give you some basic facts.
- It's incredibly uncomfortable
- It's ugly (no shit, Sherlock - I know)
- It's slightly funny for about ten minutes